I feel it is important at this time in Todd's life for the family to get behind him, show our support and offer advice. So everyone who is reading this post, Please comment below. Let Todd know we still love him and think he's cute!!!
Advice: How to change Trae's diaper - Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set Trae on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
--Posted by Patti
3 comments:
Todd: No sympathy from me. It hasn't been about me for nine-and-a-half years in this household. Join the club.
Patti: Very cute diaper-changing instructions. But the times, they have a-changed. Unless Todd and Trista have bought a time machine and turned the dial backward, they're using diapers that look more like hour glasses than diamonds and that require no pins. If they follow your baseball diamond instructions with disposables, I hope they will take a photo and share the hilarity with us all!
;-)
Patti, i tried your theory and here are my results . . .
the first at bat i struck out swinging. second time up i roped a double into the outfield, but got throw out trying to go for three. on my third attempt, i knocked one out of the park but was called out for show boating before i reached home. since then the coach has informed me i will be suspended for 2 games and fined 3 backrubs and 2 foot massages!!! Where's the instruction manual when you need one!!
--Todd
Us black bears have it down to a science. Just when the little ones are getting too attached we signal that danger is near, sending them up the tree for safety. Meanwhile we take advantage of the bought time to flee the area. Keep that in mind and good luck.
- The black bear in a hooded sweatshirt
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